I hate winter. I wish I were a bear. Then I could get away with sleeping through it. On the other hand, I'd have to sleep outside in a cave or den or wherever it is bears hibernate. And eat raw fish. And garbage. And carrion. I'd also have to fight with bears!
Ok. I don't want to be a bear. Mostly because bears don't have internet. Or computers. Or video games. Or movies. Or books. Poor bears.
There should be a book drive for bears. Life without books would be horrible. Next time you sit down to read a book, think about the poor bears out there in the woods with nothing to read.
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